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Reblog and Click the photo to see her now

Preparing to have childhood ruined.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG WHAAATTTTTTT

HOLY SHIT

So true

1. Can make conversation
2. Knows how to dress
3. Good sense of humor
4. Has aspirations
5. Open minded
6. Intelligent
7. Polite
8. This last one is kinda weird but I think it is soo sexy when a guy has a strong/masculine jaw line especially if they got the clean edge up with chin strap to match hahah

1. My Ex- WTF is wrong with you man?!

2. My tia- wait…you want to be acting like you didn’t see my text asking you to co-sign on a loan for school or rent your backyard for my daughter’s bday party but you wanna hit me asking for 200 dollars cause you spent too much on Black Friday on shit you had no business buying like size 9 boots so you can exchange for a size 7 eventually but you don’t actually need anyways??? Fuuuck no!

3. My sister- you are trashy and pathetic stop acting like you have your life together and you’re grown

4. My teachers this semester- thank you

5. My baby’s daddy’s family- I’m sorry but stop leading yourselves on by waiting for a miracle

6. Occupy Wall street- peaceful protest don’t produce results

7. My cousin- you’re really no better than anyone

8. My bestfriend (female)- I do not like your bf and that’s the reason we’re not close

9. My bestfriend (male)- you’re one of the weakest people I know and I wish you’d stop playing into society

10. My daughter- I’m doing my best to balance you, school/work, and life I’m sorry if you ever felt neglected and I promise I never meant it you ALWAYS come first and I’ll NEVER leave

1. I’m very curious
2. I pretty impatient
3. I’m an emotional person
4. I forgive maybe a little too easily
5. I am not religious but do have a set of strong beliefs that I’m pretty proud of
6. I am a mom
7. I love learning
8. I am not cocky but I am self confident
9. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor

melmathegreat:

sassy-speedskater:

ASK ME FUCKING ANYTHING. I DARE YOU.

I AM AN OPEN BOOOOOKKK

suckmyswaggsir:

Day 3:

1. Be respectful

2. Have a sense or humor

3. Be patient with me

4. Be down for stupid things I wana do like, take silly pix, stuff like that

5. Know how to cook, at least a little bit

6. Be open about how you feel about everything with me

7. Also act as if I’m your best friend

8. Love me like nobody has ever loved me before, & show the world. [but don’t be a lil bitch about it lol]

Starting tomorrow

Enjoy your loved ones and good fortune of having a meal and people to share it with

Yes please

this bitch has been gone since FOREVER and final is on thanksgiving break and home :D anywaysss…we get to talking and first thing she tells me about is this guy she was talking to until one day they were dry humping (I know whadafug) and he nutted -_- (we’re talking about a 21 year old grown ass man now) Hahahahah allll bad!! But that’s not even the story…after that we were clowning on that kid and she busts out with “yeah! he even got way too excited off a hand job!” At this point I am DYING (like no noise clapping like a remedial seal laughing) and she’s all “what’s so funny?!” I told her that he must be a lame cause I don’t imagine her to be good at giving hand jobs this trick gets all butt hurt and starts telling me she gives a mean hand job (so impressive I know) then pauses and says “now blow jobs…yeeeeah not so much, last time I gave one of those I was in a closet drunk and all I kept hearing was ‘hey hey not so much teeth!’” o.O

Hashtag: ohwow!

Bahahahahah laaawd I missed her

These type of friends are one of the only reasons I play on Facebook hahah